1. That Steve Perry and the lead singer from Survivor are the same person

2. Depeche Mode is gay

3. That the Beastie Boys were seen hanging out in my grammer school parking lot.

4. That the girl down the street flew to England to see Wham! at Wembley arena and
somehow made it back in time for day camp the next day

5. That the girl down the street's brother won tickets to Bruce Springsteen's Born
in the USA tour from Z100

6. and thusly, the girl down the street was the won pulled up on stage in the
"Dancing in the Dark" video, not Courtney Cox (ok I made that up)

7. lighting a firecracker in your mouth isn't that dangerous

8. Joe Jackson and the lead singer from Level 42 are the same person

9. Lou Albano really is Cyndi Lauper's dad


Lies I Told in the 80s

1. That I won the Madonna "Make My True Blue" video contest. Yea and how was I gonna
do that? With my Pixel Vision camera?? Come on sucker!

2. That I was not a virgin (When my camp counselor (naturally) asked me, I didn't
know what that was, so I decided to err on the side of caution)

3. That I was a ninja (I am now)

4. That I like boys.

Labels: 80's

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