The Matrix Revolutions

directed by the Wachowski Bros, starring Keanu Reeves

Is the Matrix: Revolutions the Gigli of sci-fi? Prior to seeing it I thought Episode 1 held that honor. The messed up thing here is I remember seeing Matrix trailers at the head of Episode 2 and everyone taking comfort in what they thought would actually be a good sequel. I sort of liked Reloaded but Revolutions pretty much sucked. First of all...what's with the lesbians? The entire army of Zion is trying to take down this giant machine making type thing and these two dykes (I'm gay I can say that!) come out of nowhere with a bazooka and down it goes. Then of course, they get killed. The one super butch girl was mad hot too! We waited in line to get in and people kept asking "Is this the Matrix line?" and I'm like "no, its the line for people camping out to see Elf in two weeks dumbass!" I mean really. They they open the doors and I'm telling my friends "push push!" Marvin knocked over a garbage can trying to get us choice seating in the front of the second section. What a waste.