Music: Dashboard Confessional-Unplugged DVD

Why do I love Chris Carraba? Because his concerts are like dysfunctional singalongs around the campfire of our burning hearts. Yes I just said that! Ha ha ha. And because he has awesome Japanese tattoos. And because there is a love/relationships forum on the Dashboard Confessional website where twelve year olds can post awful epic love poems about the popular girl in school who ignores them or just doesn't like them "that way" . And because he wears his hair like a crown of misery and redemption. And because he's the Tom Cruise of heartbreak. Oh my god how cosmicly hooked up am I? I just put on Judge Judy and there is a case about two hipsters fighting over band equipment and one of the plantiffs mentioned Dashboard Confessional! She was like "name a band with one person in it" and the guy is like "Dashboard Confessional but they suck!" Judge Judy is like "Dashboard Confessional?" Ha ha. He lost the case anyway. Dumbass. Namechecked by Judge Judy, that's when you know a band has gone commerical!

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